{"id":16583,"date":"2014-05-12T21:02:43","date_gmt":"2014-05-13T04:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=16583"},"modified":"2014-05-12T21:02:43","modified_gmt":"2014-05-13T04:02:43","slug":"twang-a-story-of-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=16583","title":{"rendered":"Twang: A Story of Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday morning I woke up, like usual, got out of bed, like usual, and when I got undressed to get dressed, I took off my shirt, like usual.  Which means I invert it over my head and use the opportunity to stretch out my shoulder blades by pressing out against the pressure of the inside of the shirt&#8230;  Heretofore, my favorite morning stretch.<br \/>\nExcept&#8230;<br \/>\nOn Saturday morning I did it, streeeeetchTWANG!  Suddenly my back HURT.  Like, all capital letters <strong>HURT!<\/strong>  Right under my left shoulder blade!  YEOWTCH!  I stood there for a moment, tried to re-stretch to make&#8230; Whatever it was,  pop back into place and stop hurting.  But it didn&#8217;t.  I called out to Bradley who helped me limp to the bed (do I sound pathetic, or what?!) and he promptly gave me a back rub.  A few hours later, once again, after back rubs, Aleve and the hot tub, I was able to move again.  We took it easy over the weekend- just a little running and hiking- and I thought I was good to go.<br \/>\nThis morning, there I was, AGAIN, pajamas coming off, <em>streeeetch,<\/em> and <strong>BOOM<\/strong>.  I did it again without even thinking about it.  It was so bad this morning that I was certain I&#8217;d have to go home after my work meeting* to soak and lay around.  But again, Aleve, shower, back rub and I was able to drive to work.<br \/>\nSo&#8230;  Today I got home and, after careful consideration, I decided to take a few days off of training.  I feel like a wimp, but I&#8217;ll feel stupid if I push a little injury into being a big one through bullish behavior.<br \/>\nWhat am I going to do, then?  Well, today we walked about four miles at a fast pace.  When I run, I hold my upper body tight and build a lot of painful tension all around my bra.  I think this injury is totally related.  Boo.  Hisssssss. So, for now, I am walking.  The whole time today I just kept thinking of how much faster this would go if I ran, or how many more calories I would be burning if I were running.  Ah well.  Moving is what is most important.<br \/>\nI also started thinking about some of my early days of calorie counting and really careful strategic eating.  One of my biggies was no night calories.  I could drink tea, diet soda, water or anything with zero calories, but nothing &#8216;real&#8217;.  Tonight I brought some herbal tea up with me to the bedroom (another strategy- avoid the kitchen after dinner) and hunkered down upstairs to write and plan the week&#8217;s outfits (intentional, busy activity to avoid thinking about food).  I&#8217;m also trying to dial back the calories, but it&#8217;s staff appreciation week this week at my school and they provide the most delicious lunches alllll week.  Best week all year.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know about the rest of the country, but here in Washington, we&#8217;ve adopted a lovely new teacher evaluation system.  While fabulous in theory, and in practice it does make for great reflection, it&#8217;s added a genuine amount of stress to many teacher&#8217;s lives.  If not in the putting together and thinking of the thing, then the stress it causes just by being new, thus, unpredictable.<br \/>\nAnyhow, I had my final evaluation for the year and earned marks that exceeded standard!  I can finally let out the breath I&#8217;ve been holding all year!  I can relax and just enjoy my students while we finish out the year.  We may or may not have celebrated with fancy beverages at home after.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140512-205523.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/20140512-205523.jpg\" alt=\"20140512-205523.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday morning I woke up, like usual, got out of bed, like usual, and when I got undressed to get dressed, I took off my shirt, like usual. 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