{"id":5306,"date":"2013-04-22T03:04:46","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T03:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=5306"},"modified":"2013-04-22T09:58:24","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T09:58:24","slug":"this-n-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=5306","title":{"rendered":"This-n-that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I forgot to eat.  I know.  How does that happen?  If you asked me before yesterday I would have said that was an impossibility!  Like those women who go to the doctor with a tummy ache and come home with a baby?  Same kind of thing in my book.  What happened was, well, honestly, the PMS gods were holding me hostage and we had to be at a birthday party.  I was getting ready while being difficult, bratty and depressed and just somehow never put more than one cube of watermelon and two sips of coffee in my belly.  Brilliant.  Then I went and swam and played and finally at 2:30 there before me appeared a bowl with ice cream&#8230;  And it made me sick.  No food + ice cream makes me feel icky.  So I had to wait for pizza.  Pizza, at 3:was good.  But even then I was still not hungry.  And I never did get hungry yesterday.  It was weird.  I started wondering if my body has gotten efficient enough at seeking belly (or thing\/arm\/brain) fat that maybe I just don&#8217;t get hungry so much anymore&#8230;  Ha ha!  Wouldn&#8217;t that be nice?  At least for a little while, to not have an owly-growly tummy yaking at you the second the final shred of yum exits to Intestinal Way.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nWhen I run lately I run with one hand on the leash and the other on my pants.  They have been falling down.  I have known I need new ones for a while, but it is hard to justify that kind of money on clothes that I only wear for 40 minutes per day.  Regardless, I got spoiled by my man who bought me several pairs of size XL(!!!) pants and a few exercise shirts as well.  We will see if I like those or not.  Yesterday I came home with a transparent shirt- it was so wet with my sweat!<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nI wear a size 18 now and can shop in the regular clothing section at Target.  This is more profound than manny people know.  That is where cheap clothes are.  I usually have to pay at least 15 for a tshirt or tank top.  But now, at Target, I can get one for 6.  And there is junk fashion that I probably won&#8217;t buy, but I&#8217;m gonna try it on.  And finally, Gigi and I can shop together.  Because I am a size 18, and waaaaayyy down at the opposite end of the scale is my little size 1 daughter!  She discovered that she can wear junior shorts today.  Someone just got a lil&#8217; more sassy!<br \/>\n***<br \/>\nI weighed in yesterday at 245.6!  Mwah!  In love with that number!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/20130422-025731.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/20130422-025731.jpg\" alt=\"20130422-025731.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I forgot to eat. I know. How does that happen? If you asked me before yesterday I would have said that was an impossibility! Like those women who go to the doctor with a tummy ache and come home with a baby? Same kind of thing in my book. 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