{"id":54,"date":"2013-02-13T01:10:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-13T01:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=54"},"modified":"2013-02-21T01:46:05","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T01:46:05","slug":"presents-for-moi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Presents?  For Moi?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent a good amount of time reading my fair share of weightloss blogs.  You can see a few of my favorites in the links menu to the right here. &#8212;-><\/p>\n<p>One of the things I&#8217;ve seen fairly consistently is the dangling of the carrot.  The external reward.  The physical motivator!<\/p>\n<p>My primary motivator is, of course, the time I&#8217;m earning back that I get to tack onto the end of my life.  Of course, that is only a plan.  As Ben Gibbard says, &#8220;And it came to me then that every plan is a tiny prayer to father time.&#8221;  I get to hope, I get to make it as healthy as possible for myself, but I don&#8217;t get to choose much else.  Because my other favorite quote is this one: &#8220;Time truly flies.  If we&#8217;re lucky, we get to fly right along with it.&#8221;  Or something like that by my most favorite poet <a href=\"http:\/\/tylerknott.com\/\">Tyler Knott Gregson<\/a>.  I&#8217;m playing for time.  I hope I get REALLY lucky and I get to fly through time for a long time.  But if I don&#8217;t have luck on my side, perhaps good health will hedge things in my direction.<\/p>\n<p>But I wonder&#8230;  Would losing weight be more fun if pressies were involved along the way?  Frankly, isn&#8217;t most everything more fun with presents?  Like, seriously?!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit that the ultimate prize would be to get rid of the surplus flesh once the contents have been evacuated.  That is a sincere hope but I&#8217;m holding off on getting too excited about that just yet (I bald face lied right there &#8211; I&#8217;m freaking obsessed with getting a tummy tuck.  I just don&#8217;t wanna seem vapid or premature!!!).  Anywho&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So along the way&#8230;<br \/>\nMaybe some new summer dresses?<br \/>\nOr some cute shoes&#8230;<br \/>\nA pedicure?<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ve already promised myself new boots when I reach my forty by forty goal.  Pretty boots.  Nice boots.  Boots that will last longer than a season.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t hate me but I&#8217;m having fun with my diet right now.  I&#8217;ve got that in-control, power-high thing going on that happens once the diet and exercise become habit rather than a pain, the calorie counting seems like a puzzle rather than a punishment and you rather enjoy stepping on the scale every morning and watching the numbers as they just keep going down.  Sorry, but that&#8217;s fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have spent a good amount of time reading my fair share of weightloss blogs. You can see a few of my favorites in the links menu to the right here. &#8212;-> One of the things I&#8217;ve seen fairly consistently is the dangling of the carrot. The external reward. The physical motivator! My primary motivator &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/?p=54\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[192,20,21,23,22],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-littlejohnt","post-54","format-standard","category-goals","post_tag-goals","post_tag-milestone","post_tag-milestones","post_tag-reward","post_tag-rewards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.littlejohnesque.com\/shazam\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}