• There are 2 kinds of Busy: Busy that spins my family apart like breaking billiards, & Busy like a close-knit hive of bees. Buzz buzz. #
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  • Ran 3.49 miles and felt great. While driving today I saw a runner coming down a hill on Phinney Ridge. She looked like she was having a … #
  • I say with conviction the faux celebrities on Twitter just put a little more mustard into it. I fear the Moz could not outshine NotMoz #
  • I do believe I ate too much Chex mix. Now it’s like there’s a fat cracker wedged in my esophagus. But no, it’s merely a carby indigestion. #

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Gigi Said

  • Topless Tapas 2012-11-03 18:44:52-

    Tami was leaving to go out with her friend and the kids begged to go with her. I said, "you don't want to go with mom, she is going to the Tapas bar and we are going to stay here and play games."

    Gigi stiffened, "That's weird", she said as she blushed. I processed fast and realized the problem. "TAPAS bar. It means 'small plate', not TOPLESS bar!"

Jude Said

  • Nicknames 2013-01-04 21:30:33-

    The checker at the store asked our always conversational little boy what his name was. He replied "Jude" then added "but sometimes they call me pumpkin brown". LOL.

    And they are right. We call him that after the folksong that we sing sometimes.

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